Ancient Punk Farm Documents Revealed
(Source: New York Times 09/15/2579)
Portland, Maine—Archaeologists working at the offices of Curious City, a yet undocumented children’s sentient book marketing firm on the submerged ancient city peninsula of Portland, Maine, revealed a layer of 2005 film rolls (a specimen of “film” long lost to antiquity) that contained the lost Punk Farm footage of “Lunch Box.”
“Lunch Box” was a person-to-author-live-event utilized before virtual reality allowed author to speak directly into the brains of children thus allowing sentient books, bookstores, children’s book promoters , and live author appearances to pass peacefully into non-existence. (see NYT Glossary for preceding terms).
Pictured in the photos is the media sensation of the 2000’s, Jarrett Krosoczka whose 2009 LUNCH LADY graphic novel turned the entire children’s book industry into “everyone’s lunch.” He is seen here communing with a small cadre of live, warm-blooded fans in 2005 before his international fandom allowed him to appear only by hologram to school children throughout these United Virtual States and the Formally Muslim Territories.
The “Punk Farm” series produced originally in book sentient form crossed boundaries into the founding days of You Tube and other Social Media. Later versions of the “book” would, of course, change both the state of education and “children’s literature” from a “CD Gen” to a “Holo Gen” product– redefining children’s entertainment for a century.
Unidentified organizers of the person-to-author-live-event “Lunch Box” are pictured in these stationary photographs dresses as “punk rockers,” but are left unnamed. Researchers feel that their costume was done in “jest” or “tribute” as the real punk rock movement had moved beyond the costuming of employed, adult citizens.
Also pictured, surprisingly, is the musical legend, Travis James Humphrey, who in is first years as a performer, thought it was a “lark,” according to archisto’publiscito‘ Camen Memorando, “to perform outside his Aloha-Billy genre he founded.” Pictured with TJH is his wife, Shonna Humphrey, also a success in the sentient book world before it’s evolution. Researchers are still trying to unravel why Travis James Humphrey appears in the images costumed as a large adult sheep.
Will this discovery allow scholars to link Travis James Humphrey to the invention of the HoloBook by the equally influential Jarrett Krosoczka or was this one random stop of the rise of two holo-stars?
The New York Times has recreated a Flickr format to allow you to review the footage of media antiquity.
Photos also revealed an escalation in mood and hair height amongst children after being exposed to Punk Farm. Archaeologists are still trying to unravel this mystery. Some experts suspect mind altering drugs laced early editions of Punk Farm and are sending researchers through the archives of sentient picture books of the 21st century to lick pages for traces of
said substances.
